MATHEMATICS . . . be kind to me ok ? ?

ha . . . dr title korang tau aku nak citer ape kan ?
aku nak story kt korang smua yg esok aku nak duduk exam mat . . .
ati aku punyer la risau  . . .
aku nak  jawab ap esok ? ?
aku mintak korang doakan aku LULUS la , lulus C pun x per . . .
aku x nak GAGAL . . . .
Aku nak tunjuk kat korang ape tu mathematics . .

: : follow : :

ini la mathematics . ade nombor2 . . buat aku pening

Korang tolong doakan paper kali ni senang erk

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cerita ni berkisar tentang ketupat

pagi tadi aku makn ketupat . korg caye x ?
hehehe . . fu . . sedap giler weh . . . .
nak  ? ? ad . . jap eh . . .
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ni . . sory la . . . aku boleh bg tgk gamba jer . . . sumpa sedap giler . . . nak ? kne dtg uma :)

tak der mende dah aku nak ckp . . 

liat apa yg terjadi kat ketupat tu slpas 5 minit . .

::  tak sabar yew ::

inila dier tamat suda ceriter pasal ketupat :)

kbye . . . assalamualaikum :)

teka teki kaw2 punyer giler

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

3 ) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan
kepada saye.

7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

 Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

12) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah ' kringgg' bole diangkat...

18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ....gile
ape...

19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah......


20)masa die hidup, orang ketawa...
mase die mati, orang betepuk tangan...

answer:lilin appy bufday la . .

21)Siapakah yang selalu mengejar bola, tetapi tidak pernah dapat?

answer:pengadil perlawanan

*****maaf yer******

ENGLISH PMR 2011 ****

ehehehe . . . . apela aku ni kan ? ?
sebenarnye aku nak share ngan pembace2 blog aku ni ,  ape yg aku jawab masa pmr ritu . .
x lbi drpd itu . . hehe . . .

*BUKAN MODEL ANSWER** yew . . .

Question


where would like to go for a holiday if given a choice?


Based on the notes given, wirte out an essay.


**nak tau aku jawab ape ? ? ok follow**


     I would like to go to the "MANZU HIGLAND" for tis school holiday. I choose this place because i can enjoyed te fres air . Besides, being easily available and affordable, it  offers me numerous benefits.
     It can helps me to relaxs my mind from a noisy and a busy city. I can also enjoyed the quite and a peaceful environment.
     Besides, I can enjoyed te beautiful scenery. I like it because I can captured many photos at te beautiful places.
     In addition, I can also do many types of activities. For example , fishing , climbing the mountain, and swimming.
     Furthermore, by going to tis place can also helps me to obtain reference materials or ideas for my school assignments.
     Lastly, it is without doubt that going to this place is beneficial to me. I can gain more extreme  experiences by going to tis place.


*****MANYAK MENDE YG AKU MERAPU KAN ??  AKU BUKAN PANDAI ENGLISH,THAT'S Y AKU MERAPU***


***SUMMARY AKU MALAS NAK SHARE***


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Questions


based on the novel , describe an event that makes you feel unhappy.




### NAK TAU SANGAT KAN ? MEH AKU CITER ###

      I have chosen a novel entitled "Robinson Crusoe" written by Daniel Defoe.
 
      I like to read this novel, but certain event in this novel makes me feel unhappy.The first event is wen the cannibals captured Friday's father.
      Besides, Robinson run away from his home and want to be a sailor. He did'nt care what his mother felt. This event also make me feel  unhappy while reading this novel.
      On top of that, Robinson and Friday also hunt the wild animals for their sources of meat. For me, that was cruel.

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**JANGAN MARA SELEPAS BACE SY PUNYE ESSAY . . KLU NAK MARAH BOLEH , JGN MRH SY , MARAHLAH LAPPY ANDA DENGAN MENGEMPASKANNYA KE LANTAI***
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bye assalamualaikum. . .