teka teki kaw2 punyer giler

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

3 ) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan
kepada saye.

7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

 Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

12) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah ' kringgg' bole diangkat...

18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ....gile
ape...

19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah......


20)masa die hidup, orang ketawa...
mase die mati, orang betepuk tangan...

answer:lilin appy bufday la . .

21)Siapakah yang selalu mengejar bola, tetapi tidak pernah dapat?

answer:pengadil perlawanan

*****maaf yer******

ENGLISH PMR 2011 ****

ehehehe . . . . apela aku ni kan ? ?
sebenarnye aku nak share ngan pembace2 blog aku ni ,  ape yg aku jawab masa pmr ritu . .
x lbi drpd itu . . hehe . . .

*BUKAN MODEL ANSWER** yew . . .

Question


where would like to go for a holiday if given a choice?


Based on the notes given, wirte out an essay.


**nak tau aku jawab ape ? ? ok follow**


     I would like to go to the "MANZU HIGLAND" for tis school holiday. I choose this place because i can enjoyed te fres air . Besides, being easily available and affordable, it  offers me numerous benefits.
     It can helps me to relaxs my mind from a noisy and a busy city. I can also enjoyed the quite and a peaceful environment.
     Besides, I can enjoyed te beautiful scenery. I like it because I can captured many photos at te beautiful places.
     In addition, I can also do many types of activities. For example , fishing , climbing the mountain, and swimming.
     Furthermore, by going to tis place can also helps me to obtain reference materials or ideas for my school assignments.
     Lastly, it is without doubt that going to this place is beneficial to me. I can gain more extreme  experiences by going to tis place.


*****MANYAK MENDE YG AKU MERAPU KAN ??  AKU BUKAN PANDAI ENGLISH,THAT'S Y AKU MERAPU***


***SUMMARY AKU MALAS NAK SHARE***


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Questions


based on the novel , describe an event that makes you feel unhappy.




### NAK TAU SANGAT KAN ? MEH AKU CITER ###

      I have chosen a novel entitled "Robinson Crusoe" written by Daniel Defoe.
 
      I like to read this novel, but certain event in this novel makes me feel unhappy.The first event is wen the cannibals captured Friday's father.
      Besides, Robinson run away from his home and want to be a sailor. He did'nt care what his mother felt. This event also make me feel  unhappy while reading this novel.
      On top of that, Robinson and Friday also hunt the wild animals for their sources of meat. For me, that was cruel.

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**JANGAN MARA SELEPAS BACE SY PUNYE ESSAY . . KLU NAK MARAH BOLEH , JGN MRH SY , MARAHLAH LAPPY ANDA DENGAN MENGEMPASKANNYA KE LANTAI***
hehehe . .

bye assalamualaikum. . .

WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER THIS ? ?

hehehehe . . . . korang ingat ape kan . . .
aku just nak story jew ,
yg ari isnin ni last paper kitorang ,
KITORANG tu merujuk kepada budak2 FORM 3 la .
hehehe . . .
pasni kita bleH la diisyhtiarkan MERDEKA .

yg form 5 du jgn jelez yer . .
sy doakan kejayaan kamu smua nanti . .


to  sape yg bace or terbace 2  , , ttolong doakan saya ,
supaya dpt result yg boom . .
mcm yg tertera kt bwh ni , ,

            8A's


*terima kasi atas doa anda . . jumpa lagi :)

what is it?

sumtimes i am afraid...
sumtimes i am not thinking seriously about that..
i juz want to find sumone who can voice from my heart..
sumone who can understand me..
sumone who can support me..
not only in good condition..
but when i am down...when i am sad...
when i have problems...
now...people around me juz thinking about happiness...
when they are happy with me...they will come to me...
however....when i am down..
they will leaves me alone....
or may be they just say "calm down....dont be sad"
only that....
until now..
i still not understand..
what is friend?
who are they?
n what they want?
answer me......
it weird..isnt it?

my life....my pleasure........

in my life...i just need them......
love my family,l0ve my cat n my fren
hopefully we will be happy in this world and the hereafter......
pray for our happiness......
i love my family n my fren...
:) :) :) :)

me.....

nama penuh : Faezah Binti Yahya
nama "k0mersial" : Faezah n Ezah
tarikh lahir : 04 June 1996
tempat lahir : Hospital Daro,Daro
feveret f0od : Nasi Ayam n Makanan2 ringan
hobi : singing,hang out with my fren n family , berfesbuk.......n sukakan aktiviti lasak
ambition : want t0 be a teacher......pray 4 me..!!
0rg disayangi : my family , my fren , n my teacher n smua yang menyayangi Faezah Yahya
Org dibenci : ntahla.....0rg yang suka tabur fitnah kut...
about me : sukakan yang indah - indah seperti org lain.sukakan kekemasan ,kurang matang , sentiasa       ingin                 mengenali kwn o org baru
kn0w me first.....then u will kn0w me...
h0pe i can get the 
'boom' result 4 my PMR ......Pay 4 me!!!!!!!!
thank you....




sincerely;
Faezah Yahya

mt0r pancet......

pd tarikh 29 january 2011.......aku dan kwnku <siti> telah pancet di jambatan tebaang daro....uish....sakitnya ati......ini merupakn kali kedua mt0r pancet..................beng0ng....>